Tuesday, February 26, 2002

News Flash

Lowest Common Denominator (LCD) will be performing their world-renowned stage show at the Builders Arms Hostel on Wednesday 13 March 2002. Also appearing on the night will be other purveyors of weirdness; SnawKLAW and The Curse of Dialect. Cost of entry is minimal and a good time is 100% guaranteed.

Wednesday, January 02, 2002

LCD taking away your "stuff" and stuffing it where you know what.

Enn/IO SwaggART

Wednesday, June 27, 2001

LCD will tell you how your body works. LCD will eat up your greens. LCD will be there when no one cares. LCD will be your whore. LCD as seen on TV. LCD begging for beans. LCD an acronym for an acronym. LCD is the zit on your social life. LCD bringing down governments, propping up the disenfranchised. LCD is in bed with your lover. LCD what Jesus really had written above him on the cross. LCD wrote all those little sayings on the bottom of your desk calendar. LCD the reason you go to the toilet at inappropriate moments. LCD distracting and relaxing. LCD is LCD..

Sunday, June 17, 2001

Calibrations // Ergosonics // Echolocation // Pajero Kick // disposed.dialect language.functional vegan.hustler heat.contusions // Babel Bounty // Born Batics // Siren Postal // Microph Slot // Control Centers // ... ... ... ... ... a picture sells a thousand turds ... ... ... ... ... keep eyes on the prize ... ... ... ... ... // sections-animation2.gif

Wednesday, May 16, 2001

Pardon me, but I believe that I’ve subverted the dominant paradigm. Well maybe it was those Nike sneakers and the Big Mac I was woofing down that gave me that uncomfortable feeling. I don’t want to be different, I want to be the same different as the rest. Please help!

Saturday, May 05, 2001

A pile of dead tiny teddy’s litter the sidewalk. I crush their tiny, fragile cookie craniums into the tar with the heel of my Nike. Passing time as I wait for my soup and latté el fesco. It eventually arrives, but I’m forced to call the waiter. "There frog is a waiter in my fly soup." All is not lost, I still have my LCD.

Thursday, May 03, 2001

eviction notice 1) saturday night on public transport is a city-wide shared in-joke. people forced together in social space. you know. getting loose. LCDCI wants to endorse late-night fare evasion.

eviction notice 2) LCDCI wants to endorse inflatable robotic devices, miniature vinyl humanoid friends. cheap and disposable companions that fold down easily for transport in your hovercraft's boot.

eviction notice 3) we need to love these liquids: coffee, vodka, water. we need to love these objects: eggplants, hovercrafts, beanbags. we are here now. do your bit. pitch in. pull your weight or we'll never get to sydney. ok now!